Thursday, October 23, 2008

Week Eight Tiers

After he lost the game and the bet, Guns head coach, the new guy(left), was forced to shave his head so he would look just like Vikings head man, Mark Witham
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Tier ONE
The Iowa PIK Acres
The White Tornado
The Iowa State Cutting Edge
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Tier TWO
The Sycamore Ons
The Cedar rapids Vikings
The Dirty Dozen
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Tier THREE
Da Hell Fire
The Balled Egos
Cheeba's Homecats
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Tier FOUR
The Minnesota Northboars
Casey's Crusaders
The Young Guns

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Week Seven Tiers



Parity has arrived in the CSFA

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Tier One

Tier Two

The Dirty Dozen

The Iowa PIK Acres

The Iowa State Cutting Edge

The Cedar rapids Vikings

The Hell Fire

Casey's Crusaders

Cheeba's Homecats

The Balled Egos

The White Tornado

The Sycamore Ons

The Young Guns

The Minnesota Northboars

Tier Three

Tier Four

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Starting the right guys


O.K. follow me. It's all about playing the best guys or as we like to say "Riding your big horses". So, when you compare the top 10 points leaders to the top 10 starting points leaders, it should be the same list, right? Not so.

(Place kickers and Tight ends not included because they're boring)




#1 Aaron Rogers, QB The Hell Fire

Points 72
Starter Points 46
Sat on the bench behind Drew Brees for the first two games this year. I think that's a move we would have all made. Aaron Rogers was the new guy and we know how much new guys suck.


#2 Phillip Rivers, QB The White Tornado

Points 69
Starter Points 24
Sat on the bench behind Donovan McNabb for three games this year. His three best games of this year.


#3 Tony Romo, QB The Dirty Dozen

Points 67
Starter Points 67
RIDING THE BIG HORSE!!


#4 Jay Cutler, QB Casey's Crusaders

Points 62
Starter Points 62
RIDING THE BIG HORSE!!


#5 Drew Brees, QB The Minnesota Northboars
Points 61
Starter Points 61
RIDING THE BIG HORSE!!


#6 Kurt Warner, QB The PIK Acres

Points 60
Starter Points 60
RIDING THE BIG HORSE!!


#7 Brett Farve, QB The Iowa State Cutting Edge

Points 59
Starter Points 59
RIDING THE BIG HORSE!!


#8 Ronnie Brown, RB The Balled Egos

Points 54
Starter Points 15
Sat on the bench the first 4 games of the year while Head Coach Matt Stear played a 3 wide receiver offense.



#9 Clinton Portis, RB The Young Guns

Points 46
Starter Points 33
Sat on the bench in week 2 with fellow Gun Jonathan Stewart. Both scored 13 points. The starter that week: Ricky Williams with 0 points. "new guy"


#10 Michael Turner, RB The Balled Egos

Points 46
Starter Points 46
RIDING THE BIG HORSE!!


Special Bonus!!!

The Player who has started every game and brought the least return on the investment:

Terrell Owens, WR The Young Guns
Points 33
Starter Points 33
New Quarterback. Wonder how long before his bad numbers are Brad Johnson's fault.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Week Six Tiers


Young Guns head coach "The new guy" greets Cedar rapids Vikings head coach Mark Witham at midfield after their 33-26 victory.
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Tier ONE
The Iowa State Cutting Edge
THe Hell Fire
The White Tornado
Tier TWO
The Cedar rapids Vikings
The Balled Egos
The Iowa PIK Acres
Tier THREE
The Dirty Dozen
Casey's Crusaders
Cheeba's Homecats
Tier FOUR
The Sycamore Ons
The Young Guns
The Minnesota Northboars

No interaction....


I work and I slave 'til my fingers are bloody stumps. And what thanks do I get? One response from Rick. W O W. You can find me on the message board where anyone can put down a thought and anyone can respond and it's right there to see. Come on guys, after 26 years, we may have to change the name to the CSBGFA. That's Central States Boring Guys Football Association. If you liked the blog, put that on the message board. If I don't hear from you, I'll assume you're dead. By the way, thanks for the Hightower comment on the board, Matt. It made me feel warm, all the way down to my cockles.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Week 5 Tiers


Iowa State Cutting Edge head coach Josh Rodrick mugs with quarterback Brett Favre after their lopsided victory over Cheeba's Oldcats.
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Tier ONE
The Iowa State Cutting Edge
The Balled Egos
The White Tornado
Tier TWO
The Cedar rapids Vikings
Casey's Crusaders
The Iowa PIK Acres
Tier THREE
The Dirty Dozen
The Hell Fire
Cheeba's Homecats
Tier FOUR
The Sycamore Ons
The Young Guns
The Minnesota Northboars

Top 10 Performers*

1. Brett Farve ICE 13.5
This is the guy that retired last year. He'll retire again this year. And come back again. And beat everybody's ass again.
2. Ronnie Brown EGO 13.0
Even a blind squirrel finds some nuts. It won't happen again. Let's just hope Matt keeps playing him.
3. Phillip Rivers TOR 12.5
The San Diego running game has been a bit flat. When LT finally gets healthy, expect Rivers to drop like a stone.
4. Jay Cutler CAS 12.0
For three weeks we marveled. Last week, he looked very human, against the Chiefs. We should wait a bit on this one. Besides, he can't be that good, he's a Crusader.
5. Brian West(er)brook FIR 11.0
First there was fragile Fred Taylor. Now there's broken Brian West(er)brook. He'll win you the games he plays. Trouble is.....
6. Aaron Rogers FIR 10.8
Matt thought he was so good that he traded away Drew Brees. Week 4 brought some substandard play and an ouchy shoulder. Maybe not the best decision.
7. Drew Brees NBO 10.2
All this and without Marques Colston. The Northboars can't have Tom Brady this year, so they'll try to get by with Brees.
8. Kurt Warner PIK 10.2
Viva Viagra, I guess. 472 passing yards and 2 touchdowns and you still lose. Could the Iowa PIK Acres be the Arizona Cardinals of the CSFA?
9. Tony Romo DOZ 10.0
He played his college ball at Eastern Illinois University. That's all. The Cowboys are an arrogant bunch and the Dozen should still start a tight end, even if he's on a bye week.
10. Brandon Marshall TOR 9.3
He should end the year as the number one wide receiver. He has the desire, skills and passion to make it happen. Oh, wait, Cutler plays for the Crusaders. Forget I said anything.
*ave per game