Speak Up

This just in....The Blog, at this point in time, only offers you the opportunity to comment on posts left by the co-commissioners. If you would like to contribute to the blog, simply contact Don via email or phone and he can make that happen. I haven't discussed this with him yet, but unless he's become somewhat of an ass in the last few days, I don't see the problem.

Survivor Pool

Don't forget to make your selection in the survivor pool. It's located on the CSFA webpage under the owner's tab. Come on, get in the pool!!!! The water's, well, suspiciously warm and slightly discolored.

Noticing Helmets

I noticed that the Young Guns helmet is almost as lame as their name. I noticed that the Hell Fire has changed their helmet for like, the fifth year in a row. It's not your colors, Matt, it's your players. I noticed that the next CSFA Champion, the Cedar rapids Vikings, need to change their helmet, but I'm betting that Vikings head coach, Mark Witham, doesn't know how. Ask your wife, Mark, she'll know how.

A Very Important Day

Do something today to celebrate the birthday of CSFA co-founder Rick Rodrick. Draft a mediocre team, contemplate how average your team is, or maybe, win a championship or two. Happy Birthday, Rick

Words from Coach Witham

The Vikings are not the favorite to win this year. That would be the On's. This is the team and this is their year. The Northboars have the best back up team I have ever seen! Pray for injuries steven, pray for injuries. Good luck to all except the new guy with no name. Dues paying time for you young man.

Coach Witham

The Time For Hesitatins' Through

There's no time to wallow in the mire.

Let's do this thing.

Saturday. Noon. Be Here.
Aloha.

Let's talk this out.

The way I see it, Matt has several different guys he could protect.
Derek Anderson
Laurence Maroney
Ronnie Brown
Edgerrin James
Fred Taylor
Greg Jennings
Chad Johnson
I think Anderson and Maroney. I like the receivers in Cleveland and the Patriots score tons of points. What do you think?

Chuck just might not realize...

Chuck Meyer of the now defunct Quad Cities What If, right, consults with his agent, Cole Sear, on whether to comment on the new CSFA blog. Chuck, who has become a virtual recluse in his Wisconsonian yurt, only communicates with the outside world through Mr. Sear.

Cole Sear: I see ex-CSFA coaches.
Chuck Meyer: In your dreams? [Cole shakes his head no]
Chuck Meyer: While you're awake? [Cole nods]
Chuck Meyer: Ex-CSFA coaches like, buying magazines? On fantasy sites?
Cole Sear: Walking around like regular people. They don't see each other. They only see what they want to see. They don't know they're ex-CSFA coaches.
Chuck Meyer: How often do you see them?
Cole Sear: All the time. They're everywhere.

Cole Sear: Tell me the story about why you're sad.
Chuck Meyer: You think I'm sad? [Cole nods]
Chuck Meyer: What makes you think that?
Cole Sear: Your eyes told me.

The Homecats always get their Mannings

Hungry for a CSFA title, Coach Mike Dexter of the Homecats has protected what may be the best quarterback combo in the history of the league, Peyton and Eli Manning. The only problem: How to get them both on the field at the same time. Answer:

(That's Eli on the left)

Let's hear it for the CSFA

Wow, the technology just gets better and better. Wouldn't it be nice if your team could do the same. Well, them's the breaks. Be sure to get your magazines, subscribe to your websites, study, plan and see if you can make a difference. See you on the 23rd. (Draft will be seen live on this blog) Talk to you before that, I'm sure. Does anybody remember who won the championship last year? Oh, yeah. It was me.